Amphibian Nuptials Marred by
In the Indian village of Dupeuri, an Area Frog married
not just for himself, but to appease the Hindu earth
goddess Rigveda, for a healthy growing season.
Although honored to be chosen, he couldn't shake the
feeling that things were moving too fast. Just a
few short months from losing his tadpole tail, here he
was getting married. Sure he loves his bride, but
what had he accomplished so far. So much to do and
accomplish before he settles down. But the
festival plans were finalized so he decided to sell his
guitar and amp and go through with this thing...
A Call to Increased Canine
Cats, man. They are everywhere. Always
sneaking around, looking at your stuff, plotting to take
your favorite couch spot. "Ooh everyone, look at
me! I can get up on the refrigerator!" Well
big deal. Where are you when the 4 year old
neighbor kid comes over? Yeah...you better get on
I'll tell you what. You ever get those claws
taken out and that will be a day of reckoning.
Yeah...balance of power will shift.
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