Do You Want To Know How I
Know....
Many loyal
do.com
readers knew legendary tail-hound, all-around-smart-ass,
and my BFF Randy Knight. Randy has been gone for a year
and half now, and I still feel the loss most every day.
But every once in awhile, I run across something that I
know we would laugh at, and that makes me smile.
While searching for an unrelated
email, I ran across an email chain that went back and
forth between us back when I started the "Want To Know
How I Know Dave Is Gay?" feature. I had run out of
ideas, so I sent an email to Randy asking for some
suggestions. Here is a portion of the email
coversation:
DO: Why don’t you come up with a Wanna Know How I
Know Dave’s Gay?
RK: Do
you wanna know why Dave's Gay? He wants us to send
him reasons why he's gay.
DO: C'mon. Do one
for real. Wanna know how I know you’re gay? You
have Christina Aguilera ‘Genie in a Bottle’ as your
ringtone.
RK: Wanna know how I know you're
gay? You trim you're curlys at the beginning of
bikini season.
DO: Really? Well, do you
wanna know how I know you’re gay? You have a
“Linens ‘n Things” charge card.
RK: Wanna know how I know you're
gay? You TIVO "Project Runway".
DO: Oh OK, Wanna
know how I know you're gay? You have a picture of
Justin Timberlake in your underwear drawer.
RK: Wanna know how I know you're
gay? You cruise the web figuring out different ways
to be gay and you own a melon baller.
DO: OK Thanks. I
think I have enough to get started. And you listen
to Yanni: The Sounds of Love when you take a bubble
bath.
Still making me laugh Brother.
DOB 3/10/10 |