Santa Issues Stern Warning, Naughty Take Heed  Santa Claus. Kris Kringle.  Father Christmas. Saint Nicolas. A man with many names has a message for you. Don't do your chores, give your mom some back talk, smoke behind the garage - find out what happens. "Nothing scares these kids anymore. They know they are going to get a crap load of gifts come Christmas morning. Back in the day, the promise a wooden wagon or a doll was enough to keep a kid in line for months. Now days, how am I supposed to compete with a Sony Wii?" Santa assures everyone the "some things are gonna change around here. A lump of coal is going to be the least of your worries..."

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